How to woo a woman everyday

You remember how to woo a woman, don’t you? How did you win her the first time? You paid her attention. You took her to places. You had fun together. You were a fun guy to be with because you were interested in her.

You were interested in her. She was amazing – so beautiful and fresh and sexy and interesting. And best of all, she was interested in you. This made her even more interesting. You cared about her. You did not want anyone or anything to hurt or upset her. You were considerate. How did you show it? Do it again.

Now.

And then don’t stop.

Ever.