"Don't talk of love, show me..."

Continuing my list of tactics for the "Toal Love Attack" strategy:

• LINGERIE – This can be risky because there’s a good chance your wife doesn’t like a part of her anatomy and that’s likely to be highlighted in anything you buy. It’s probably one of your favourite parts and you’ll be amazed to find out it’s her least favourite. (Women are irrational about their bodies. They have deep-seated insecurities about how they look. Even the top models hate their bodies. It’s a crime.) Don’t spoil the surprise by asking her advice. Take a risk. You’ll soon learn what not to buy. Plucking up the courage to walk into a lingerie shop can be the toughest part of the process. But once inside the assistants are used to embarrassed male customers and all will go smoothly. I have spent eight hundred dollars on a small piece of lace and cloth sewn together by some French label and forty nine dollars on a two piece outfit, lace and satin… both delighted my wife and she wears both. The French stuff is usually quality. And you take fewer risks with quality. Ask the shop assistant to teach you how to tell a quality garment. Become an expert. Lingerie is not only nice to wear, it stimulates a woman’s sense of femininity… and can lead to erotic outcomes which are mutually pleasurable and good for mending broken hearts.